They’d Rather Eat Their Own ____

Reader reviews are one of the most fundamental ways we authors have of getting our books out into the world. Tragically, we have a harder time getting readers to write those reviews than we do convincing them to eat their own ____ (at least some people have a fetish for that).

But, Josh, I hear you thinking, we’re not all losers like yourself with nothing better to do. You think it’s easy for us to come up with some fancy review?

First of all, mean. And second, who the heck’s talking about anything fancy?

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