As the “most criminally underrated author on the scene,” according to Underbrush Books, I would be remiss not to pimp my fiction one last time during this season of spending.

As a gift to you (or is it a punishment?), I’ve got a free short story out on e-book, “Creepy Old Dude,” about a neighborhood stalker where things go a little too far (based on a true story!).

If you’re looking for a present for those handful of friends and family who haven’t forgotten how to read, do I really have any other choice but to suggest my eco-horror novel, CHARWOOD (2023, Aggadah Try It), my cosmic horror novella, MALINAE (2019, D&T Publishing), or the anthology I edited, THE JEWISH BOOK OF HORROR (Denver Horror Collective, 2021)?

And, if you’d like to give ME a gift for whatever reason, I hope you’ll consider reviewing CHARWOOD and/or MALINAE on Amazon, Goodreads, and/or Godless, as your kind words may trick others into also polluting their minds with my irredeemable literary filth.

Season’s Bleedings,

Josh Schlossberg